Ok. I am geek. Just need to preface all this with that.

I'm a fan of the movie _The Labyrinth_. It is entirely too grown up for a kids' movie, and it's too childish for an adult movie. Of /course/ I have to look at fanworks for it.

Problem is - most of the fanwork is done by 15 year olds; when they bring Sarah back to the Labyrinth (as she inevitably must do....>.>...), she is either a master politician or a pliable, victim-like, ornamental queen. Considering her character, she's neither of these things, even with a few years of age. Sarah did things without thinking at ALL, and she's too headstrong to be dragged about and put into a gilded cage, AND she's too bright to be satisfied with just wandering the castle and surrounding areas EVERY day for the rest of her life.

So, thought I, what if she were brought back as a warrior type? Sarah just comes back and busts heads. I'm going with the premise that whomever solves the Labyrinth receives its throne and magic. We'll say that Jareth's last attempt at giving her her dream in exchange for love/slavery was a last ditch attempt to remain King. We'll further say that the magic wouldn't go to Sarah until she'd reached majority.

Yeah.

Bustin' heads.

Medium: ballpoint pen
Labyrinth (c) Lucasfilms, Henson productions people, and maybe someone else. Not me.